EWT #25 - March Madness

[kingzak13]

(I make such a great heel... I think)

[darkchaos]

(I make such a great heel... I think)

King Zak Ryder : Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh radio I'm jobbing to everyone I know.

I like to job to Metfan
I like to play Atari

I like to drive with my top up.
Rollin' like thunder, always scaring the crowd
Every babe's gonna run away from me yeeeeeeeeah

I stare into the mirror
My mirror screams in terror at me

Oh radio tell me how I really blow...............

[kingzak13]

You B&stard

[darkchaos]

You B&stard

*the rest of the EWT roster claps and cheers*

THANK YOU THANK YOU!! *takes a bow*

[chaoskid]

CARD # 25 MARCH MADNESS

GROUP A
EWT championship match
Indy Junkie (EWT Champion) vs Metfan

Taker of Darkness vs WWE Gary



GROUP B

JaKiller vs James Register

Dark Chaos vs Big Bad Nardie



GROUP C

BB Blayze vs Flame

Cokacoola vs Cletus EGW




GROUP D

Hail Sabin vs El Weasel

King Zak vs Mystery Wrestler #1


QUESTIONS

1. Scouting Report from PWI magazine October 1992. I will give you the TAG TEAM strengths and weakness that are published in this magazine. You just tell me the name of the tag team. 2 points per team and extra 2 pts for getting them all (give me the wrestler’s name as well as the team names if they have a team name)

Team#1
Strengths
Precious
Double DDT Masters
Best Friends

Weakness
Immature
Fragmented Careers
Training Habits



Team 2
Strengths
Reputation
Precision Team Work
Guillotine Finisher

Weakness
Spiked Outfits
Obsessed with the Beverley Brothers
No Longer Unique


Team 3
Strengths
Kings of Lawless USWA
Feel no pain
Three into two

Weakness
No Game plan
Universally hated
No Skills


Team 4
Strengths
Immense Size
Wised up
Splash happy

Weakness
Unnoticed
Lack Stamina
Turtle factor

Team 5

Strengths
Willingness to expand repertoire
Technical background
Naturally Tough

Weakness
Showoffs
Subtle personal competition
Spreading selves too thin


Team 6

Strengths
Style Blend well
Jim Cornette
Hungry

Weakness
Still New to each other
Ego Clash
Gutless


2. Hulk Hogan Claimed that when he wrestled Rock at Wrestlemania he wrestled with Broken ribs. But how did he get those broken ribs? 4pts


3. Jimmy snuka, The Miz, Seth Rollins, Brian Pillman & Davey Boy Smith, all have something in common but what is it (its not that they all competed for the same federation ) 6 pts


4. When Kane & RVD faced Jericho & christain on RAW 6/1/03, what percentage did they say that Randy Orton was fit? 2 pts

5. In the Unification match between Roh Champion Brian Danielson and Pure Champion Nigel McGuiness how many 1 and 2 count were there during the match? 4 pts


6. Which wrestler who worked for ROH used Rey Mysterio old WCW theme music ? 4pts

7. Picture 2pts per picture and extra 2 pts for getting them all


8. Name the card 4 pts
1 wrestler had 5 title defence in one night, and won 4 of them
He lost to a person who already fought in a tag team match, and had a world title shot earlier
The main event was a world tag team title match, you could say the champs mopped up the challengers who wouldn’t be too far away from PSy big hit.
The name of the event is something connected with a tag team of this promotion.



9. "Release the Flood" by Dust for Life, was the theme song for what PPV? 2 pts


10. Name the tag team 4pts
We have wrestled for ECW, WWE and TNA
We had a rivalry with a chicken plucker and his partner
That eventually cost us to leave the organisation
They moved to another company and jack was replaced by Stan
Their Valet was their cousin and their Girlfriend
In another gimmick we learned that Stan could sing


DEADLINE WEDNESDAY 13TH MARCH MIDNIGHT GMT, PLEASE SEND ALL ANSWER VIA PM, IF YOU NEED AN EXTENSION CONTACT ME ASAP

[chaoskid]

You know this is becoming a regular thing, so here is my regular post saying that you all have an extra 24 hours so the deadline is now Thursday 14th March midnight GMT

[The Indy Junkie]

You know this is becoming a regular thing, so here is my regular post saying that you all have an extra 24 hours so the deadline is now Thursday 14th March midnight GMT

Well At least it wasn't me who asked.

[kingzak13]

You know this is becoming a regular thing, so here is my regular post saying that you all have an extra 24 hours so the deadline is now Thursday 14th March midnight GMT

I was tempted to ask in thread whether we could have the obligatory 24 extra hours

[darkchaos]

I was also going to ask if King Zak can have the obligatory 10 point deduction for asking a stupid question........

[chaoskid]

Deadline is now closed

Its a show of shocks, upsets and a first in EWT, and one no show, now my "special" match writer been poorly this week so its will be basic scores and winners.

[chaoskid]

RESULTS

1 1. Scouting Report from PWI magazine October 1992. I will give you the TAG TEAM strengths and weakness that are published in this magazine. You just tell me the name of the tag team. 2 points per team and extra 2 pts for getting them all (give me the wrestler’s name as well as the team names if they have a team name)
Team#1 freebirds (Michaels ps Hayes & jimmy Garvin)
Strengths
Precious
Double DDT Masters
Best Friends

Weakness
Immature
Fragmented Careers
Training Habits



Team 2 LOD (Hawk & Animal)
Strengths
Reputation
Precision Team Work
Guillotine Finisher

Weakness
Spiked Outfits
Obsessed with the Beverley Brothers
No Longer Unique


Team 3 Moondogs (Spot, Spike Cujo)
Strengths
Kings of Lawless USWA
Feel no pain
Three into two

Weakness
No Game plan
Universally hated
No Skills


Team 4 Natural Disasters (Earthquake & Typhoon)
Strengths
Immense Size
Wised up
Splash happy

Weakness
Unnoticed
Lack Stamina
Turtle factor

Team 5 Steiners (Rick and Scott Steiner)


Strengths
Willingness to expand repertoire
Technical background
Naturally Tough

Weakness
Showoffs
Subtle personal competition
Spreading selves too thin


Team 6 Heavenly Bodies ( Tom Prichard and Stan lane)

Strengths
Style Blend well
Jim Cornette
Hungry

Weakness
Still New to each other
Ego Clash
Gutless

(if you only gave me the tag team name then you only got 1 pts per team)

2. Hulk Hogan Claimed that when he wrestled Rock at Wrestlemania he wrestled with Broken ribs. But how did he get those broken ribs? 4pts
In a match with Rikishi

3. Jimmy snuka, The Miz, Seth Rollins, Brian Pillman & Davey Boy Smith, all have something in common but what is it (its not that they all competed for the same federation ) 6 pts
Each one had been first ever holder of a title
Jimmy Snuka first ever ECW champion
Miz first ever Deep South Heavyweight Champion.
Seth Rollins first ever NXT champion
Brian Pillman first ever WCW light heavyweight champion
Davey Boy Smith first ever WWE european champion

4. When Kane & RVD faced Jericho & christain on RAW 6/1/03, what percentage did they say that Randy Orton was fit? 2 pts
93%

5. In the Unification match between Roh Champion Brian Danielson and Pure Champion Nigel McGuiness how many 1 and 2 count were there during the match? 4 pts
10

6. Which wrestler who worked for ROH used Rey Mysterio old WCW theme music ? 4pts
Kenta

7. Picture 2pts per picture and extra 2 pts for getting them all
Ach, a1, 911, cookie, cheerleader Melisa, rockin robin

8. Name the card 4 pts
1 wrestler had 5 title defence in one night, and won 4 of them
He lost to a person who already fought in a tag team match, and had a world title shot earlier
The main event was a world tag team title match, you could say the champs mopped up the challengers who wouldn’t be too far away from PSy big hit.
The name of the event is something connected with a tag team of this promotion.

ECW Fight the Power 1996


9. "Release the Flood" by Dust for Life, was the theme song for what PPV? 2 pts
Slammiversary 2008

10. Name the tag team 4pts
We have wrestled for ECW, WWE and TNA
We had a rivalry with a chicken plucker and his partner
That eventually cost us to leave the organisation
They moved to another company and jack was replaced by Stan
Their Valet was their cousin and their Girlfriend
In another gimmick we learned that Stan could sing

The Dupps



GROUP A
EWT championship match
Metfan 40 beat Indy Junkie (EWT Champion)36
Therefore NEW EWT Champion…..METFAN

Taker of Darkness 14 beat WWE Gary 0

League table

Taker of Darkness 3pts difference +14pts
Metfan 3pts difference +6pts
Indy Junkie 0pts differnece -6pts
WWE Gary 0pts difference -14pts


GROUP B

JaKiller 40 drew with James Register 40

Dark Chaos 36 beat Big Bad Nardie 22

League table
Dark chaos 3pts difference +14
Jakiller 1pts difference 0
James Register 1 pts difference 0
Big Bad Nardie 0 pts diference - 14



GROUP C

BB Blayze 29 beat Flame 26

Cokacoola 25 beat Cletus EGW 21

League Table

Cokacoola 3pts difference +4pts
BB Blayze 3pts difference + 3pts
Flame 0pts difference -3pts
Cletus EGW 0pts difference -4pts


GROUP D

Hail Sabin 39 beat El Weasel 18

King Zak 10 beat Mystery Wrestler #1 0

League table

Hail Sabin 3pts difference +21pts
King Zak 3pts difference +10pts
Mystery Wrestlers 0pts difference -10pts
El Weasel 0pts difference -21pts

[CokaCoola]

Now those are point totals worthy of any title match. Met pulled that out of the bag. Good job guy.

I didn't do too badly in the end. Thought I'd do worse, but those tag-teams helped me out for sure.

[The Indy Junkie]

I find it funn that if I had figured out a1 we would have tied, and if I had gone with the kenta, first name I found, I would have won. Ah well No one remains champion forever. Well Done Met!

[metfan51]

You were the best Champion we had in a long while, Junkie. I'll do my best to try and follow in your footsteps.

[darkchaos]

Please Metfan everytime you lose you think about retiring. You only got lucky because Indy picked you because your Billy opposite Indy's Chuck. Of course you will probably retain your title because the other members of Block A pretty much suck.

[CokaCoola]

Chaos, I'd chill over Met and focus on your group because JK and JR got some blinding scores on this card, and drew. You're in for a long couple weeks with those two.

[metfan51]

Pssh, darkchaos speaks loud from a distance. He's either phony tough or crazy brave. Too bad he's going to be buried soon but the next time we meet, it'll be the last time he foolishly speaks before thinking.

[Taker of Darkness]

darkchaos is all talk. and not everyone in block A sucks!

[darkchaos]

darkchaos is all talk. and not everyone in block A sucks!

Great job with those 14 whopping points LMAO!!!!!! KingZak13 almost outpointed you now that would have been really really funny.

[kingzak13]

Great job with those 14 whopping points LMAO!!!!!! KingZak13 almost outpointed you now that would have been really really funny.

You know you got 14 point too?

[darkchaos]

Yeah I got 36 points. Did you find some of Jack Swagger's magical grass?

[chaoskid]

Yeah I got 36 points. Did you find some of Jack Swagger's magical grass?

I think King Zak was looking at the points difference and not Dark Chaos Score